So my ex girlfriend came up to me today and told me that her boyfriend didn’t want me talking to her anymore. The hilarious thing is, it should be that he doesn’t want her talking to me, because not once have I started a conversation with her. Girls sometimes.
Michael: “If I brought in some burritos, some coloured greens, or some pad thai. I love pad thai.” Stanley: “It’s collard greens.” Michael: “What?” Stanley: “It’s collard greens.” Michael: “That doesn’t really make sense. You don’t call them ‘collard people’. That’s offensive.”
Jenna Fischer (Pam Halpert from The Office) is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. If there is a girl out there near my age with all of her qualities, or even close to all of her qualities, I will do anything I can to be with her.