May 2011
Why would you even want to be completely bald?
That takes so much consistency to shave it..and for what cost? To blind everyone with the glare. Probably. I wouldn’t doubt that over 50% of online trolls are indeed bald.
And girls that are specifically attracted to bald people..what? What in the world could you possibly be attracted to by a shaved head? No. Seriously.
If you have a bald guy in a movie, you immediately lose.
They just endlessly search for shiny headed actors to tell the main plot so that no one is mentally able to keep up with what they’re saying.
Example? Vin Diesal. No one has one fancy quote from him. Nor have any of his movies made any sense. Why was he fighting those people in that one movie? Why is he driving so fast in that other movie? The world will never know.
Bald people, man. Bald people.
Did anyone ever play the original Resident Evil? I think it was on the first Playstation. I would watch my dad play it every single night for hours. That’s the one game that legitimately scared the hell out of me as a kid. Yet I continued to watch him play it. Kind of like I enjoyed being terrified.
It’s weird to say, but that game is the reason I love horror so much. And it’s a huge reason that I want to be an author. To write ridiculous things like that. :]
Tumblr would be perfect if people weren’t so greedy for attention.
Today’s my baby sister’s first birthday party. :D
So my girlfriend texted me today saying she was debating on leaving me again because she wasn’t sure why she was unhappy all the time.
Those who weren’t following me before, she did this a month or so ago and asked to be with me again later that day. I took her back instantly.
Well, halfway through our phone conversation, she says she’s being selfish and wants to stay with me. Basically saying she doesn’t want to leave me after all. Of course, I took her back without hesitation.
My friends think I’m an idiot. But I don’t think they understand how much I value the eight months I’ve had with Nikita. I just hate living with the fear that it could happen again and I won’t know how to deal with it.

“The Human Collective” - For The Fallen Dreams
A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.
(via lauren)
this is hella freaking messed up but so funnny LOL
Terrible, but oh so funny…
Hahah oh my gosh
This is golden.