I’m thinking about writing a story. One that isn’t my typical horror/zombie story. One that actually focuses on the life of someone. Like a homeless person or a teenage girl that gets abused by her father. Something that hits the emotions.
Would anyone here actually be interested in reading it?
Post a picture of someone that’s struggling in some way and act like you care. You’re destined to succeed. You may feel like a heartless asshole (which they are), but at least you got thousands of notes on a picture you posted, right?
I might be getting this job at Big Lots. They’re supposed to call me soon for an interview. And if I do, my mom told me I won’t have to pay for driving school or my cell phone bill. So I could save up all of my money to buy tons of drinks and snacks to go to Cincinnati or Cleveland to give them out to the homeless. And have the gas money to do it! I’m so stoked.
For two+ years, I’ve talked about helping the homeless. Doing stuff like that. And now I’ll finally get to. This is so exciting.
I don’t normally do this, but you should all follow my friend Zach. It’s my best friend. I just got him to make a Tumblr, and he’s getting used to it. But he needs some followers to get the will power.
There’s at least ten people that have spelled my name “Steven” on Facebook since I’ve joined.
Let me restate that: ON FACEBOOK. YOU KNOW, THE WEBSITE WHERE YOUR NAME IS ALWAYS THERE? Yeah, it only makes sense to get it wrong, right? It’s like cheating on a test and having the answers right in front of you and you still fail the fucking test. HOW?
Those two little Asians (or whatever they are) that always post those really cheesy pictures to get your attention and think they’re perfect make me laugh everytime they show up on my dashboard. You all look up to how “cute” they are. Honestly, if I really wanted to, I could make it seem like my girlfriend and I have the best relationship ever and do the exact same thing, but I don’t. Why? Because I’m realistic. And basically every new post says the exact same thing. It’s also kind of weird to fall in love with a relationship that much. Why are you reblogging that? Why do those get 10,000+ notes? IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. They’re just a couple with a good camera and decent writing skills. That’s it. Fight me.
Why do you people enjoy them so much?
Inb4 thousands of people reblog and say they’re a precious couple.
“Love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they’re all filled with chocolate. And even though he’s heart broken, he can’t complain ‘cause he was hungry in the first place.”—Bo Burnham
Gerald was always the coolest character to me growing up. I would always say, “I want Arnold’s best friend.” I mean, come on. Gerald was a complete badass and ARNOLD is his best friend? Arnold is the worst main character ever in an animated series.