“This Isn’t A Gameboy” - I See...
The new desert champion on League of Legends looks way too cool. Saving up for sure!
Wrath of the Titans was pretty good. Recommended definitely. Also! Got to hang out at Friday Night Magic which hasn’t happened in awhile. Good day, man.
me: you don't know who J. Jonah Jameson is?
her: yea that pornstar
So I was throwing up all night. I’d never felt so sick in my life. My mom “understands” and calls me out of school. I wake up sweating and tell my mom I’m burning up and I have a migraine. She waits until I go back in my room and texts me saying I need to have three lawns mowed in an hour. So I seriously just had to do that. And now I feel ten times worse.
I thought that by now, people would stop using Master Yi. Earlier levels I’d be terrified, but now I just laugh. Dat Katarina. :D
My mom just went from screaming at me about not doing anything around the house to letting me know very calmly that she made me cookies.
I wish I could keep up with who deletes their blog anymore. Regardless, I don’t talk to any of you anymore. Put some phone numbers in here. Be my friend.
You say you’re sexually frustrated. Which in turn has you posting and reblogging sexual gifs. YET, you stay in your home complaining about how sexually frustrated you are. When you could just go on a date and eventually get some yourself. Pathetic is what you are.
There’s a tornado in my county. So I made a milkshake. Because if I die, I will be drinking a delicious beverage during the act.
Do any of you even play League of Legends?
Of all the nerdy little games I play, League of Legends definitely has the cutest females. Goodness gracious.
Lykke Li is awesome. I need more of stuff like this in my life.
I shaved my beard. I might keep it this way.
Bruh. What the fuck happened to the Resident Evil series. Goddamn.
dscottxxx: <porn gif>
You shouldn’t have to post a picture of a beaten dog to let people “understand” that animal abuse is wrong. You shouldn’t have to post a picture of a kid that was murdered because he was gay to get people to “understand” it’s messed up. You shouldn’t have to post a picture of an aborted child for people to “understand” abortion...
It’s not summer so shut the fuck up.
I want to have a wife with tons of tattoos. I don’t care what they’re of. Just tattoos. That would be way too attractive.
I run away from every single problem in my life.
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